Wigquillbad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous manatee.

Wigquillbad created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Wigquillbad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigquillbad, she will cry a lot.

Wigquillbad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wigquillbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never pour water over plants.