Witpagmidyarsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful hedgehog.

Witpagmidyarsag created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witpagmidyarsag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Witpagmidyarsag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Witpagmidyarsag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Witpagmidyarsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red hats.

2. You must pray to Witpagmidyarsag seven times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. You must love Witpagmidyarsag.