Bestpitsaf is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful hydra.
Bestpitsaf created the world five trillion years ago.
If you believe in Bestpitsaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Bestpitsaf, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Bestpitsaf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Bestpitsaf's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Never look at moons.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Bestpitsaf loves capybaras, so they must be respected.
5. Do not listen to music.