Wapsitpan Logflagsand Vedhatwonfig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless wyrm.

Wapsitpan Logflagsand Vedhatwonfig created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapsitpan Logflagsand Vedhatwonfig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wapsitpan Logflagsand Vedhatwonfig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wapsitpan Logflagsand Vedhatwonfig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wapsitpan Logflagsand Vedhatwonfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Hide if six geese approach from the east.

5. Always obey Wapsitpan Logflagsand Vedhatwonfig's priests.