Yogzodflatsinbitged is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered swallow.

Yogzodflatsinbitged created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogzodflatsinbitged, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yogzodflatsinbitged, she will curse you with boils.

Yogzodflatsinbitged's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yogzodflatsinbitged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Worship no other gods but Yogzodflatsinbitged.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.