Vedsogwip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet wombat.

Vedsogwip created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vedsogwip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vedsogwip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vedsogwip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vedsogwip's Holy Commandments

1. Vedsogwip loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Always take life seriously.