Dossceport is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest wolf.

Dossceport created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossceport, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dossceport, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dossceport's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dossceport's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Hide if six capybaras approach from the south.

5. Never mention porpoises.