Mislarg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered spider.

Mislarg created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mislarg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mislarg, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mislarg's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mislarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Mislarg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always obey Mislarg's priests.