Keningmon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced wombat.

Keningmon created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Keningmon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Keningmon, she will turn you into a goat.

Keningmon's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Keningmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never run in the presence of porpoises.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.