Mipnanponflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive beaver.

Mipnanponflam created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipnanponflam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipnanponflam, she will turn you into a puffin.

Mipnanponflam's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Mipnanponflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if four rats approach from the south.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.