Satbogdossrullfigcarhot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, quiet bird.

Satbogdossrullfigcarhot created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Satbogdossrullfigcarhot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Satbogdossrullfigcarhot, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Satbogdossrullfigcarhot's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Satbogdossrullfigcarhot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Satbogdossrullfigcarhot first in all things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear black trousers.