Tinrenten is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent narwhal.

Tinrenten created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Tinrenten, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tinrenten, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tinrenten's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tinrenten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tinrenten loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.