Cunbabcadsid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing zebra.

Cunbabcadsid created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunbabcadsid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cunbabcadsid, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cunbabcadsid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cunbabcadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not chop down trees.