Cipdimcin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered narwhal.

Cipdimcin created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipdimcin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cipdimcin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cipdimcin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cipdimcin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. You must pray to Cipdimcin five times a day.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Never hurt bats.