Pinbomgem is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, slow fox.

Pinbomgem created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbomgem, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pinbomgem, it will turn you into a puffin.

Pinbomgem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Pinbomgem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.