Sawkadjatkip is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty
cat.
Sawkadjatkip created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sawkadjatkip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Sawkadjatkip, it will turn you into a tree.
Sawkadjatkip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Sawkadjatkip's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Sawkadjatkip.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
3. Never mention monkeys.
4. Never eat grapes.
5. Never wear black ear rings.