Hunfob is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless naga.

Hunfob created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfob, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hunfob, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hunfob's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hunfob's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must love Hunfob.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Worship no other gods but Hunfob.