Bogbutfob is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered
hydra.
Bogbutfob created matter nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bogbutfob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Bogbutfob, he will refuse to believe in you.
Bogbutfob's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Bogbutfob's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
2. Do not hurt tortoises.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.
4. Never hurt cats.
5. Never eat bark.