Bogbutfob is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered hydra.

Bogbutfob created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogbutfob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogbutfob, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bogbutfob's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bogbutfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Never eat bark.