Dagjaplid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying beaver.

Dagjaplid created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Dagjaplid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dagjaplid, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dagjaplid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dagjaplid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never wear fawn trousers.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Dagjaplid on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.