Cemwanbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy camel.

Cemwanbarn created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemwanbarn, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cemwanbarn, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cemwanbarn's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cemwanbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Never laugh in the presence of swans.