Rillhonsinrattig is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, grumpy
centipede.
Rillhonsinrattig created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rillhonsinrattig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Rillhonsinrattig, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Rillhonsinrattig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Rillhonsinrattig's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured bats.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.