Higmutcepabtikbuntamzog Yarpfastim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, happy camel.

Higmutcepabtikbuntamzog Yarpfastim created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higmutcepabtikbuntamzog Yarpfastim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Higmutcepabtikbuntamzog Yarpfastim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Higmutcepabtikbuntamzog Yarpfastim's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Higmutcepabtikbuntamzog Yarpfastim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.