Dimham Sawbellvog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental dog.

Dimham Sawbellvog created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimham Sawbellvog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dimham Sawbellvog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dimham Sawbellvog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dimham Sawbellvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.
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