Daprotlag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, merciful warg.

Daprotlag created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Daprotlag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Daprotlag, he will laugh at you.

Daprotlag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Daprotlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.