Kemwabdon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage chicken.

Kemwabdon created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kemwabdon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kemwabdon, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kemwabdon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kemwabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Kemwabdon loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Run away from cyan doves, for they are unholy.
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