Gutdisscin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying seal.

Gutdisscin created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Gutdisscin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gutdisscin, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gutdisscin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gutdisscin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gutdisscin.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must love Gutdisscin.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.