Gutdisscin is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying
seal.
Gutdisscin created parasitic wasps four million years ago.
If you believe in
Gutdisscin, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gutdisscin, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Gutdisscin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Gutdisscin's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Gutdisscin.
2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
4. You must love Gutdisscin.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.