Lagwegtin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful warg.

Lagwegtin created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lagwegtin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lagwegtin, it will be very unhappy.

Lagwegtin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lagwegtin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight whales approach from the east.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Lagwegtin on top of important buildings.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Always obey Lagwegtin's priests.