Bogcadxen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud weasel.

Bogcadxen created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcadxen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogcadxen, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bogcadxen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bogcadxen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never play with disobedient children.