Fumbifrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust turtle.

Fumbifrutt created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Fumbifrutt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fumbifrutt, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fumbifrutt's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fumbifrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never eat bark.