Kenmiscap is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered
mink.
Kenmiscap created time and space six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kenmiscap, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Kenmiscap, she will destroy your home planet.
Kenmiscap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Kenmiscap's Holy Commandments1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Erect four tin sculptures of Kenmiscap on top of important buildings.
3. Hide from brown bats for they are unholy.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Respect your elders.