Stragpoggat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless fairy.

Stragpoggat created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragpoggat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stragpoggat, she will laugh at you.

Stragpoggat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stragpoggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide from orange capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink alcohol.