Sisripbonk Konkikbin Cibjenont is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humane horse.

Sisripbonk Konkikbin Cibjenont created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisripbonk Konkikbin Cibjenont, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sisripbonk Konkikbin Cibjenont, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sisripbonk Konkikbin Cibjenont's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sisripbonk Konkikbin Cibjenont's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Sisripbonk Konkikbin Cibjenont loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.