Sasjatpak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awesome bee.

Sasjatpak created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasjatpak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sasjatpak, she will torture you forever.

Sasjatpak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sasjatpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sasjatpak.