Fossmancab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful capybara.

Fossmancab created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossmancab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fossmancab, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fossmancab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fossmancab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.