Matdidpasgeb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, contented swan.

Matdidpasgeb created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Matdidpasgeb, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Matdidpasgeb, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Matdidpasgeb's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Matdidpasgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Matdidpasgeb.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.