Jinsakhas is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish zebra.

Jinsakhas created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Jinsakhas, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jinsakhas, he will be very sad.

Jinsakhas' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jinsakhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never paint your feet orange.