Hinbastsit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil manatee.

Hinbastsit created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbastsit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hinbastsit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hinbastsit's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hinbastsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hinbastsit.

3. You must love Hinbastsit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.