Vedgunman is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast manatee.

Vedgunman created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Vedgunman, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vedgunman, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vedgunman's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vedgunman's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vedgunman.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.