Kenlablog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic troll.

Kenlablog created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kenlablog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kenlablog, he will turn you into a plant.

Kenlablog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kenlablog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always obey Kenlablog's priests.