Habweefab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable snail.

Habweefab created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habweefab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Habweefab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Habweefab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Habweefab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never jump near cats.

5. Never look in ponds.