Belldunnakleg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able shrew.

Belldunnakleg created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Belldunnakleg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Belldunnakleg, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Belldunnakleg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Belldunnakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near squirrels.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Belldunnakleg.