Konmumnull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, emotional penguin.

Konmumnull created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konmumnull, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Konmumnull, it will have a low opinion of you.

Konmumnull's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Konmumnull's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not make images of living things.