Wapkadstaf Fetcisscap Nurtpopkarsastag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, generous wasp.

Wapkadstaf Fetcisscap Nurtpopkarsastag created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapkadstaf Fetcisscap Nurtpopkarsastag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wapkadstaf Fetcisscap Nurtpopkarsastag, it will turn you into a goat.

Wapkadstaf Fetcisscap Nurtpopkarsastag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wapkadstaf Fetcisscap Nurtpopkarsastag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Wapkadstaf Fetcisscap Nurtpopkarsastag loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always obey Wapkadstaf Fetcisscap Nurtpopkarsastag's priests.