Cipcemzag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous wasp.

Cipcemzag created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipcemzag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cipcemzag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cipcemzag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cipcemzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Retreat if three badgers approach from the east.

3. Always help voles.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.