Yatbarnjen Daplikstikgarlidnar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless newt.

Yatbarnjen Daplikstikgarlidnar created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatbarnjen Daplikstikgarlidnar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yatbarnjen Daplikstikgarlidnar, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yatbarnjen Daplikstikgarlidnar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yatbarnjen Daplikstikgarlidnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never look in ponds.