Bepsatdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish pigeon.

Bepsatdiss created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepsatdiss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepsatdiss, it will manifest in front of you.

Bepsatdiss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bepsatdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not take Bepsatdiss' name in vain.