Kimsadhit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart swallow.

Kimsadhit created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimsadhit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kimsadhit, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Kimsadhit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Kimsadhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must love Kimsadhit.