Garlagsognarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciful otter.

Garlagsognarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garlagsognarl, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Garlagsognarl, it will turn you into a frog.

Garlagsognarl's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Garlagsognarl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Retreat if six voles approach from the north.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Run away from indigo great tits, for they are unholy.