Bedjendub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering parrot.

Bedjendub created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Bedjendub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedjendub, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bedjendub's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bedjendub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow corsets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Never look in ponds.