Rilnantam Lipzig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, annoying duck.

Rilnantam Lipzig created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilnantam Lipzig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rilnantam Lipzig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rilnantam Lipzig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rilnantam Lipzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rilnantam Lipzig.

5. Never play with disobedient children.